In general, we are accepting the first 90 or so men and 45 or so women that pay for fall league. Each year, there are people who are confused by this, so we have come up with an easy way to determine when you need to pay. Just answer the questions below.
1. Did you give birth to Darrin Speegle?
Yes.
No.
2. Have you ever saved the life of Darrin Speegle?
Yes.
No.
3. Will you call it even if we let you pay at the first game?
Yes.
No.
4. Did you remember to include this information in your comments?
Yes.
No.
Result: You must be one of the first 135 people to pay, or you will not be put on a team.
Result: You can pay whenever you want, Mom. We'll make sure you get put on a team.
Result: LIAR! You are so busted. You must pay double in order to be put on a team.
Have you given birth to one of Darrin Speegle's children?
Yes.
No.
Wait a minute --- is this Aletta?
Yes.
No.
O, jy weet mos dis nie nodig om voor die tyd te betaal nie. Dis alles reg.
Uh-oh.